eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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