Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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