North Korea, Best Korea!
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I have fence marks all over my body
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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