Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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