My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I have aggressive nipples.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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