why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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