It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
