Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
