I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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