..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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