so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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