just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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