im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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