Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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