Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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