It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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