put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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