i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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