I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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