Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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