Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
tell your sister to shave her snatch
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
My breath smells like gin and sadness
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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