Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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