You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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