Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I love having hate sex.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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