scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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