Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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