seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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