So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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