This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Randomize
