I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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