I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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