My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
