I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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