i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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