They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Dick very happy bro
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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