what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think weed is turning my hair brown
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Randomize
