ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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