Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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