There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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