We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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