she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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