I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
false alarm. still invincible.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
