I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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