Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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