she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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