I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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