You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Randomize