You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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