return my video game
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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