We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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