yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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