i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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