with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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